What if a girl/guy invited you to her/his house for dinner....

[tbhandy]

She/he was quite good looking with a personality to match her/his physical beauty, and her/his cooking, well you thought you would find out that night, but it was not to be.


You arrive at her/his house and she/he said dinner would be ready in about half an hour. You two sat in her/his living room, discussing the Blagojevich scandal, and how it would effect the President elect. After about 15 minutes, she/he excused her/himself to go check on dinner.


In her/his absence, your eyes wandered around the room. Her/his modest living room was nicely furnished and well kept. As you're always attracted to intelligent women/men, you are happy to see the large collection of books she/he had on display. Then you saw it!

THIS BOOK (http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212) was right on her/his shelf between The Great Gatsby and The Audacity of Hope!!!! You hear her/him heading back from the kitchen and jetted out the front door. You slammed the door shut behind you as you hear her/him asking "Where you going?"


Since then she/he been calling and leaving tons of messages constantly. What would I do?

[FuriouStylez]

are we talkin about a transexual here?

cuz i dont have dinner with trannies...

[tbhandy]

Her/him means the question is posed to the women of cc and the men!

[FuriouStylez]

oh...

cuz i dont get down with the he/she's...

[coyoteblack]

I was getting worried there for a minute... Hell it pays to be nosy..

[Razor_Reigns]

:laugh: Furious u a fool nigg@...

but um yeah, I just threw up in my mouth a little there, but it's always good to peep ur surroundings, who knows what kind of Baby Batter Caserole that Heffer was gonna try and serve you up with her goofy ass....

But did ya'll read some of the reviews for this shit:


best. book. ever. [ No Rating ] 12 Dec 2008 by mister grinch (http://stores.lulu.com/mrgrinch)

when i first saw the cover of this book, I could not believe my eyes! Never before had i thought to combine my two favorite pastimes, (cooking & cumming). As i turned the pages, i got goosebumps up and down my penis and tongue. oh what a delight! cream puffs, coconut cum rum, jiz in a blanket, splooge sponge cake, bust-a-nut roll,oh my! From that moment on, i knew what i should do...BAKE SALE!HOLLA! As the neighbors poured in, i poured my "secret sauce" into the batter. They just kept cumming back! At one point, the neighborhood boy scout leader announced that my cookies were like an orgasm in his mouth! little did he know how close to the truth he was. The praise kept coming, and a few months later, i entered my boston cream pie in the state fair pie contest. to no surprise to me, i won! The $100 grand prize wasn't much, but the satisfied looks on the faces on my customers made my day. And to think it all started with this book...I implore you all to read it and enjoy it as much as i and the good people of kentucky have



And nigg@s (nigg@s) have the audacity to wonder why the murder rate is so high...:no:

[Deus]

:lmao:

I wouldn't really trip, just hearing her explain it would be something. Best-case scenario you have a grade A certified freak on your hands; show her what it's made for...just make sure when she cook you're in the kitchen too (consider the perks of being her personal pastry chef).
I mean really a connoisseur of nut that's almost as good as a trip to the doctor's office.

[FuriouStylez]

best. book. ever. [ No Rating ] 12 Dec 2008 by mister grinch (http://stores.lulu.com/mrgrinch)

when i first saw the cover of this book, I could not believe my eyes! Never before had i thought to combine my two favorite pastimes, (cooking & cumming). As i turned the pages, i got goosebumps up and down my penis and tongue. oh what a delight! cream puffs, coconut cum rum, jiz in a blanket, splooge sponge cake, bust-a-nut roll,oh my! From that moment on, i knew what i should do...BAKE SALE!HOLLA! As the neighbors poured in, i poured my "secret sauce" into the batter. They just kept cumming back! At one point, the neighborhood boy scout leader announced that my cookies were like an orgasm in his mouth! little did he know how close to the truth he was. The praise kept coming, and a few months later, i entered my boston cream pie in the state fair pie contest. to no surprise to me, i won! The $100 grand prize wasn't much, but the satisfied looks on the faces on my customers made my day. And to think it all started with this book...I implore you all to read it and enjoy it as much as i and the good people of kentucky have

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[young_phil]

Furious u a fool nigg@...

but um yeah, I just threw up in my mouth a little there, but it's always good to peep ur surroundings, who knows what kind of Baby Batter Caserole that Heffer was gonna try and serve you up with her goofy ass....

But did ya'll read some of the reviews for this shit:




And nigg@s have the audacity to wonder why the murder rate is so high...:no:

:lmao: that review is hilarious. I really hope that guy was joking.

[Queeny]

now thats just nasty ...... ugh

[gigi]

LMAO I totally missed the link and sat here for five minutes thinking "What's wrong with The Great Gatsby and Audacity of Hope?"

[DontKnowMe]

She/he was quite good looking with a personality to match her/his physical beauty, and her/his cooking, well you thought you would find out that night, but it was not to be.


You arrive at her/his house and she/he said dinner would be ready in about half an hour. You two sat in her/his living room, discussing the Blagojevich scandal, and how it would effect the President elect. After about 15 minutes, she/he excused her/himself to go check on dinner.


In her/his absence, your eyes wandered around the room. Her/his modest living room was nicely furnished and well kept. As you're always attracted to intelligent women/men, you are happy to see the large collection of books she/he had on display. Then you saw it!

THIS BOOK (http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212) was right on her/his shelf between The Great Gatsby and The Audacity of Hope!!!! You hear her/him heading back from the kitchen and jetted out the front door. You slammed the door shut behind you as you hear her/him asking "Where you going?"


Since then she/he been calling and leaving tons of messages constantly. What would I do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok3hbQlUFmg&NR=1

[Q-ROCK]

That's disgusting!!!!!!!.....But she probably give one hell of a blow job.

[j_da_que]

My question is where the hell is she gettin' the semen from!?!?

Oh yeah...and that chick is nasty. :no:

Is that hypocritical though? I don't know about you other fellas, but I've served up my semen to more than one chick. And I didn't have to put it in a pot-pie either. :lol:

Just a thought.

[Icey]

Q-Rock...that is the most amazing picture of Ashanti I have ever seen, I didnt even think that was her! lol

[VitaminJ]

COOKIN AND CUMMIN................WTF!

[Q-ROCK]

Q-Rock...that is the most amazing picture of Ashanti I have ever seen, I didnt even think that was her! lol



Yea I'm a big fan of her looks despite what others on this site may think of her looks i think she's a knock out.:clap:

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