Need a laugh...

[coyoteblack]

I heard this joke today ...
This guy went over his friend house for the Super Bowl.... He was kicking it with his friend and his friend's wife.

His friend got up and went to bathroom during a commercial. While his friend was gone his friends wife made a pass at him and lifted her skirt to show him her clean shaven pu$$y, he couldn't help but look she said; if you want more pay me 300 dollars and come over tomorrow during lunch while her husband was at work(since they work at the same place and take different lunch breaks it was feasible he thought) So he whisper yes to this idea to her...

The next day he came over and fuK the Dog spit out of her and after wards he promptly paid her 300 dollars and went back to work....

The wife was happy about her transaction stuffing the money away into her bra.. Her husband came home telling his wife about his day at work and how his friend bragged about this piece of ass he hit(she giggled silently to herself) then he asked if his friend came by; she looked horrified for a second and ask why?..

He borrowed three hundred dollars from me yesterday after the game and said he would drop it off to you when he went by the bank for lunch...:bolt:

[Queeny]

DRYYYY LMFAO AHAHAHHAAH WOW that was a GOOD LAUGH

[Razor_Reigns]

:laugh:

[WhiteGtz]

:lmao: It ain't trickin if you got it :lol:

[DontKnowMe]

:lmao:

[Soul]

:lmao:

I have to email that to a few ppl.

[Rambo]

:lmao:

[Q-ROCK]

:bravo:

[j_da_que]

I've heard that one before but it's still funny. :lol:

[ja_shotta]

heard that one a few years ago but still funny... :nice:

[coyoteblack]

I stole this one ......


Dark In Here
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A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
She is not aware that her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet during their meetings.
One day her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again, that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't.
I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says,"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."