Razor_Reigns
10-28-2009, 11:37 AM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: a litre of milk, half a dozen eggs, small bottle of orange juice, half a lettuce, a small pack of bacon.
A drunk was standing behind her watching as she loaded her items on to the conveyor belt at the checkout.
“You must be single,” he commented.
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied: “Because you’re ugly.”
:laugh:
A drunk was standing behind her watching as she loaded her items on to the conveyor belt at the checkout.
“You must be single,” he commented.
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied: “Because you’re ugly.”
:laugh: