Taking Dumps In Public

[ImSoEffinBored]

do you do it? when was the first time? why? do you have any tips to making it a more pleasant experience?

hell fucking yea! i was 13 in high school the seasoned fries came back to haunt me after a 7 mile run.

[Rambo]

ive had to cuz i ran cross country for 3 years and track for like 9... so when the nerves get to u about an hour before a race u gotta go... :lol:

[Azeari]

You mean like out in the fucking city or woods, or a public restroom?

[Young_Jewelz]

I HOPE HE'S TALKIN BOUT THE PUBLIC BATHROOM......

I HATE TAKING DUMPS IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS CUZ I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DO IN THOSE TOILET STALLS .....BUT I DO TAKE DUMPS AT MY JOB ALL THE TIME.....AND THOSE BATHROOMS ARE PUBLIC LOL

[Dr Funky 2]

I had an entire wing of my old high school stinking one time.. lmao

The dudes in the hall were like "damn what did you eat!?"

LOL!!

[Rambo]

i hope effinbored is talkin about public bathrooms... i kno i am...

[JackDaniels]

i hope effinbored is talkin about public bathrooms... i kno i am...

I think effin means outdoors as running 7 miles indoors is boring... I hope not though but I have seen it.

[Min_Streak]

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[TJ870]

:shame:

i aint taking any dumps in the woods, and no dumps in a public restroom. there have been times where i've driven all the way across town just to come home and dump

[ImSoEffinBored]

public restrooms.... even though ive had a cousin take a dump along a river in martinique and wipe his ass with a leaf, times were rough. lol

[Rambo]

:shame:

i aint taking any dumps in the woods, and no dumps in a public restroom. there have been times where i've driven all the way across town just to come home and dumpive left a track meet from school and came home to take one... i only live a cpl blocks away though...

[Soul]

I'd have to be on the verge of shitting myself to use a public bathroom.

[Hustler Univ.]

It's been a couple occasion where those Denny's and Chili's meals go down and hit you sooner then expected.

[Azeari]

Bah, I just throw half a roll of toliet paper on the seat and take my shit. Fuck what ya heard, neccessity is indeed the mother of invention. Not to mention, I ain't got no problem taking a shit in the woods.

[PrincessKris]

oooo its a shitty mess in here lol
HUGS AND KISSES
PRINCESSKRIS

[Soul]

oooo its a shitty mess in here lol
HUGS AND KISSES
PRINCESSKRIS

Corrrny!! :lol:

[deuce_devlin17]

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:iagree:

[WillGItalTech]

what in the hell lol

[Icey]

what in the hell lol

that is EXACTLY what I'm thinking. What the fuck...have we really rann outta things to talk about it? What is wrong with ppl...................................

[PrincessKris]

Corrrny!! :lol:


you is corny.. i bet you have corn in your shit! lol you just a shitty mess BIG THICK SHIT! I LOVE YOU SOUL LOL
Hugs and Kisses
PRINCESSKRIS

[ja_shotta]

Bah, I just throw half a roll of toliet paper on the seat and take my shit. Fuck what ya heard, neccessity is indeed the mother of invention. Not to mention, I ain't got no problem taking a shit in the woods.


basically...except the last part

[Curly]

Wierd topic...but here goes

When I was a kid (7 or 8 yo), I went with my granddad to one of those produce gardens that we have in urban areas. Usually, it'll be a stretch of maybe 3 or 4 lots where homes have been razed, or sometimes it's just an open area that the city isn't using. And you'll have neighbors (usually old-timers) come in and divide the land into plots for growing their vegetables and whatnot.

Anyway, I went with my granddad to one of the gardens he kept, that was halfway across the city, and on the way, he stopped and bought me breakfast. Well after a couple of hours, I feel this monster shit coming on. We didn't know anyone in the area, so I ended up crawling into a row of hedges and dropping a pile. I wound up wiping my ass with a handful of leaves. :lol:

The only other time I had a near accident was one I used to do roofing for a living a few years ago. Usually if you can't get to a restroom in that line of work, you'll just go over a few roofs down and handle your business. Nobody is gonna know anyway. You're shitting on the roof... And we always kept a roll of toilet paper in the truck so cleaning myself afterwards wasn't an issue. The problem was that the way that this particular job was situated was that the houses across the street had a clear view of the roofline on the side that I was working on.

I was the only guy on the job at the timne, so I couldn't leave the ladders and all the equipment to drive home. And the homeowner wasn't there so I couldn't even ask to use his bathroom. I ended up climbing down off the roof and finding a plastic shopping bag on the ground. I went into the guy's backyard and took a crap in the bag and threw it into one of the neighbor's trash cans. :lmao:

[ImSoEffinBored]

that is EXACTLY what I'm thinking. What the fuck...have we really rann outta things to talk about it? What is wrong with ppl...................................


don't be party pooper...pun intended

[Surfui]

Target always has had the best restrooms if you get the callin.
Hell, sometimes I won't even be shoppin there-just be like "hey, let me run in here real quick"

[ImSoEffinBored]

Wierd topic...but here goes


I ended up climbing down off the roof and finding a plastic shopping bag on the ground. I went into the guy's backyard and took a crap in the bag and threw it into one of the neighbor's trash cans. :lmao:

classic! my cousins used some leaves in the west indies once....funniest shit ever!

[Q-ROCK]

If he's talking about outside..........then that's just fuckin sick dude.