CO-WORKERS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS!

[Young_Jewelz]

WHAT ARE SOME OF THE MOST STUPIDEST, IDIOTIC, AND RETARDED THINGS YOUR CO-WORKER HAS EVER SAID/DONE?!?!?!


"30 DAYS? SO HE HAS BEEN IN A COMA FOR A YEAR?"
(WE WERE WATCHING SOME SHOW AND SOME DUDE WAS IN A COMA FOR 30 DAYS)

"THERE NOT A PROFESSIONAL TEAM....THERE NOT IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES LOOK AT THEIR JERSEYS THEY DONT LOOK REAL!!!!"
(ME AND MY CO-WORKER (A GIRL) WATCHING THE PHILLIES/ROCKIES PLAYOFF GAME)

I GOT TONS MORE I JUST CANT REMEMBER THEM NOW:mad:

[smeezed_82]

Me: So why didnt you go to the meeting in detroit last week?

My kinda sexy latina field consultant: To be honest, I was on my period.

Me: And the email to Jason (director) saying you couldnt complete the report on 4 new mortgage claims?

latina field cons: Mr. [Boss]; I told you I was on my period, I broke up with my bf, and stopped seeing that guy i brought to the holloween party...

Dead serious... But we have an open office, so people talk shit, and like shit all the time in there...

[Juss]

I Have Billions Because Students Say The Darndest Things

But One Of My Co-Workers Was Complaining About One Of Our Student's Name (His Name Is Muhammed) And She Was Seriously Ranting Saying Things Like "Why Would Someone Name Their Kid This Crap" And "What In The World Is a Muhammed"

So After She Finished Ranting I Said Sarcastically "Yea It's A Shame Muhammed Is One Of The Most Popular Names In The World"

All Of My Co-Workers Found That Hilarious... She Had To Pick Up Her Face :D

[Icey]

Co-worker: "So yo...what are you?"
Me: "What you mean?"
Co-worker" "Like are you white? Cuz like you look diffrent everyday"
Me: "Say what??"
Co-worker: "Like one day...you look all nice and proper like a suburban white chick...then you look like your straight outta some latin country...full blown Latina...and then then the next day...you look all ghetto"

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Co-worker: "Omg...Where did you get your extentions??"
Me: "What?"
Co-worker: "Your hair...where did you get it"

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Co-worker: "Those eyes aren't real are they?"
Me: "What?...my eyes...yea they are"
Co-worker: "I don't believe you...rub yo eye. I wanna see if a contact lense falls out"
Me: "You for real? Hell naw Ima fuck up my make-up"
Co-worker: "See...I knew them shits were fake"

be back with more lol...

[ja_shotta]

Co-worker: "Those eyes aren't real are they?"
Me: "What?...my eyes...yea they are"
Co-worker: "I don't believe you...rub yo eye. I wanna see if a contact lense falls out"
Me: "You for real? Hell naw Ima fuck up my make-up"
Co-worker: "See...I knew them shits were fake"



:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[XMMan 2.0]

""Aye ni99a... what you use on yo hair...water?

Cuz yo shit is NAPPPEEYYY!!!! HAAHAHAHA!!!"

true story somebody said that shit to me

"you dont think im cute?"
a 40 year old guy asked me that

"id rather get a pearl necklace then a golden shower"
Female coworker

"my dog is smart...i asked him what that thing was above our heads was in the house and he always says its the "ROOF""

[Young_Jewelz]

THIS ONE WAS 2 DAYS AGO

SUPERVISOR TO ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS = OHH JACKIE YOU SHOWED UP TODAY(THIS WOMAN CALLS OUT EVERYDAY JUST TO LET YALL KNOW)

JACKIE(CO-WORKER) = WHY U GOTTA CALL ME BY MY NAME?

SUPERVISOR = THAT'S YOUR NAME ISN'T IT?

JACKIE = OHH YEA.........


WHAT!?!?!

[ImSoEffinBored]

i'm mad this thread ain't get more love. this shit is funny.

[Hour Of Chaos]

Co-worker: "So, Achilles, that's your real name huh?

Me: "Yep! That's what my mama named me!"

Co-worker: "So, did she get that name from that Brad Pitt movie?"

Me: "Ummm, it's my birth name, ya know?



(Never mind that I'm 30 years old and the movie "Troy" came out in like 2003!)