CALLING ALL MUSIC FANS…

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So I’m the process of creating my CC profile while watching the L.A game and listening to some music. As I shuffle between Kayne, Wayne, Jay-Z, Nas, Common, Jadakiss and 3000 I start to wonder what is the best rap lyric that you ever heard? To make this a little more interesting lets say best rap line or verse that you ever heard!

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Just a few examples to get the thread started


If u ever wanted to ever be anything
it’ll always be somebody that'll shoot down any dream
it’ll always be haters, that's the way it is
Hater N***** marry hater b****** and have hater kids

*KAYNE WEST//BRING ME DOWN

The chain remains, the gang is intact
The name is mine, I'll take blame for that
The pressures on, but guess who ain't gon' crack?
*Ha Ha* Pardon me, I had to laugh at that
How could you falter?
When you're the Roc of Gibraltar
I had to get off the boat so I could walk on water

*JAY-Z // Diamonds Remix

Got stopped at the mall the other day
Heard a call from the other way
that I just came from, some n**** was sayin something
talking bout "Hey man, you remember me from school?" smoke some
Naw not really but he kept smilin like a clown
facial expression looking silly
And he kept asking me, what kind of car you drive, I know you paid
I know y'all got buku of hoes from all them songs that y'all done made
And I replied that I had been goin through the same thing that he had
True I got more fans than the average man but not enough loot to last me
to the end of the week, I live by the beat like you live check to check
If you don't move yo' foot then I don't eat, so we like neck to neck
Yes we done come a long way like them Slim ass cigarettes
from Virginia, this ain't gon stop so we just gonna continue

*ANDRE 3000// Elevators (Me & You)

I'm from the place where the church is the flakiest

And n***** is praying to god so long that they Atheist

Where you can't put your vest away and say you'll wear it tomorrow

Cause the day after we'll be saying, damn I was just with him yesterday

*JAY-Z // Where I’m From

[Mr.]

Well....

.....I love her, with all my heart
Every vein, every vessel, every bullet large
With every flower that I ever took apart...
She said that she would give me greatness, status, placement
Above the others; My face would grace covers of the magazines of the hustlers.
Paper. That likes of which that I had never seen.
Her eyes glow green with the logo of our dreams, the purpose of our scene (sin)
The obscene obsession with the bling.
She would be my queen, I could be her King,
Together, she would make me cool. And we would both rule forever,
And I would never feel pain, and never be without pleasure
Ever, again.
And if the reign stops, and everythings dry, she would cry just so I could drink the tears from her eyes
She teach me how to fly, even cushion my fall
If my engines ever stall
And I plummet from the sky
But she would keep me high
and if I ever die, she would commission my image on her bosom, to him.
Or maybe she'd retire as well,
A match made in heaven set the fires in hell
and I'll be...


....vicious....

[Dr Funky 2]

Short Khop: (If I was fuckin you) (Ice Cube, War Disc)

If I was fucking you, I'd let the homies fuck too
Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through
Have you feenin'
cooch screamin', heatin' cleanin'
creamin
Tag-teamin', suckin' semen

:icon_danceoff:
:lmao: :lmao::lmao:

[young_phil]

Lupe Fiasco - Put You on Game

Don't you know that I run this place,
And I've begun this race,
Must I rerun this pace?
I'm the reason its become this way
And their love for it is the reason I have become this praised
(lemme put you on game)
They love my darkness,
I make them heartless,
And in return, the have become my martyrs,
I've been in the poem of many a poet,
And I reside in the art of many a artist
(lemme put you on game)
Some of your smartest have tried to artictulate
My whole part in this
But they're fruitless in their harvestin'
The drow grows from my footsteps
I'm the one that they follow,
I am the one that they march with
(lemme put you on game)
Through the back alleys
And the black markets,
The Oval Offices,
Crackhouses and apartments
Through the mazes of the queens,
The pages of the sages
And the Chambers of The Kings
(lemme put you on game)
Through the veins-es of the fiends,
A paper chaser's pager,
Yo, I'm famous on the scene
One of the oldest, most ancient-est of things
Seak every single language on the planet, y'all mean?
(lemme put you on game)
I am the American dream,
The rape of Africa
The undying machine,
The overpriced medicine,
The murderous regime,
The tough guy's front,
And the one behind the scenes
(lemme put you on game)
I am the blood of this city,
It's gas, water, and electricity,
I'm it's gym, and it's math, and it's history,
The gunshots in the class
And you can't pass if you're missin, G.
I taught them better than that
I taught them aim for the head
And hope they never come back
I'm glad your daddy's gone, baby,
Hope he never comes back,
I hope he's with your mother,
With my hustlers high in my trap
(lemme put you on game)
I hope you die in his trash,
I can't help it all I hear when you're crying is laughs
I'm sure somebody find you tied up in this bag,
Behind the hospital little baby,
Crack addicts had
(lemme put you on game)
Then maybe you can grow up to be a stripper,
A welfare-receiving prostitute
And gold digger,
You can watch on TV,
How they should properly depict you,
The rivers should flow with liqour,
Quench your thirst on my elixers,
(lemme put you on game)
I am the safe haven for the rebel runaway and the resistor
Ihe trusted misleader,
The number one defender,
And from a throne of their bones I rule,
These fools are my fuel
So I make them Cool
(lemme put you on game)
Baptize them in the water out of Scarface pool,
And feed 'em from the table that held Corleone's food,
If you die, tell them that you played my game
I hope your bullet holes become mouths that say my name,
'Cause I'm the... [gunshot]

[TeddyKGB]

Canibus' verse off "Beasts From The East"

Canibus brings the sickest drama
fierce enough to pierce the thickest armor
I smack bitches who try to suck dick through the condom
playing with the mic is something I won't do
my only concern when I approach you, is to roast you
I smoke you and whoever you standing close to
and make every man in your crew deny that he knows you
defeating *****s like Segal, Steven
putting Emcees in positions to prevent them from breathin'
I'll make you question any and everything you've ever believed in
by peeping your deepest secrets like psychic readers
what's the matter with ya'll, I splatter ya'll
against the muthafuckin wall with these raw lyrics I catapult
none of ya'll got the balls big enough to battle
I go On & On like Erykah Badu
a hundred times nicer than the best is
twice as African as KRS is, who wanna test this?
fuck y'all you don't impress me and no one can test me
an emcee so ill, I got AIDS scared to catch me
all that shit you poppin' will stop, when I put you in a headlock,
and apply pressure until I crush your muthafuckin noggin
I grab mics and push *****s to the left
so fast their hearts end up on the right side of their chests
my hypothesis, is that nobody can see this
lyrical genius, i got it sown like a seamstress
but if you want to battle, I'm down
if you got nine lives, I'll take eight of them off your hands right now
step up and get your neck cut from ear to ear
if you survive then you can cover up your scar with a beard
I'm the illest from Queens to the new Jerusalem briddicks
anyone who ain't feeling my shiddit can suck my diddick
you need to quit it, if you ain't spittin'
more than 50 bars per minute cause you ain't in lyrical fitness
kickin' boring raps with metaphors that's wack
all of ya'll muthafuckas need Nordictrack
to get ya weight up, fuckin with Canibus you get ate up
beat down and sprayed up, just for bringing my name up
been rockin' longer than *****s twice my age
back in the days before Bob Marley was rockin' a fade
before Honest Abe signed the paper that freed slaves
before Neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves
I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin' lifted
stickin' dick to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
before Christ created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
the Canibus is spittin' til' he's spitless
50 bars of total sickness, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every wack emcee alive on my shit list
verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick wit it
now you tell me who you think is damaging shit
going once, going twice
sold! to that ***** name Canibus
me and Mr.Cheeks, A-Plus, and Funk Doctor
hopping out the Huey helicopter to suey chop ya.

[Rambo]

that andre 3000 is one of my fav ever... i'll think of some and put em up later..

[Bishop]

Public Enemy Anti-***** Machine - (Fear of a Black Planet)

When I'm talkin' rhyme time
To blow your mind time some say
It's nothing worse than a verse
To hear some ****** curse
They call me rude some dudes fiery attitude
Claimin' I boast and smoke
And sometimes sing the blues
I twang metal and settle
Try to never back pedal
From the power some got
To get a ****** shot
The null and void I avoid
I test the paranoid
Never had to be bad
My mama raised me mad
So what I got is hot
I love my life a lot
I'm never sad just glad
That's why I thank my dad
Once they never gave a fuck about
What I said
Now they listen and they want my head

Instead of peace the police
Just wanna wreck and flex
On the kid
What I did was try to be the best
So they fingered the trigger
Figured I was a bigger ******
And started to search
An so I headed west
Went to cally a rally
Was for a brothers death
It was the fuzz who shot him
An not da blood or cuzz
I wondered why it was like
So I just held my mike
But in my mind I was blind
So I just tried to find
A reason we was quick
Just the way that we was
So I just stayed in the crib
Until I got a buzz...


On the other hand, the worst lyric I've heard is Devastatin' Dave's "Zip Zap Rap".

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole check,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

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Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone

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[young_phil]

Talib Kweli - Holy Moly

Like holy moly, I might get some religion and leave you holy holy
Yeah, this rhyme is so fat it's roly poly
I give you intimate details so you can get to know me
These corporate rappers like "Why this dude pickin on me?"
You rap your way to the top, but now it's gettin lonely
Kids is hungry and you lookin like a steak from Nick & Tony's
But don't nobody want your jewels, cause your shit is phony
Say word? Your shit is real~?! Damn, your shit is corny
My rhymes turn a new page like Mark Foley
And touch kids like when Larry Clark gave the part to Chloe
Rest in peace to Harold Hunter, the greatest from NEWWW YAWK
Started out skatin for Zoo York
Word hangin out at The Gavin, I was very lucky
To talk to Rash' once I got past Derek Dudley
Got him on "Respiration", that's pre-Badu
Bet you Garnett Reid got a Matt Doo tattoo
Sometimes I feel like I'm drownin I gotta tread water
Head above the water I always remember Headquarters
Heads up, eyes open, I got my mind focused
I find hope inside a line, my rhymes define opus
Sometimes hopeless people, fill my thoughts with evil
My record so hard it broke the needle
At the Mixtape Awards *****z act like they don't give a fuck though
And disrespect the legacy of Justo
What the blood claat? No, let the blood flow
You ain't come to pay your respect, then what you come fo'?
Too many good *****z die, it's like a stop loss
Hood *****z ghetto like fried wings and hot sauce
How you hard? The cops lettin 50 shots off
Baby Jay-Z's with the knockoff Scott Storch beat
You are not Short, you are not Katt
You're not a player or a pimp, money stop that
Learn to master your speech and be eloquent
Rappers keep peddlin sweets, the beats weaker than gelatin
We used to kick up dust, now we settlin
Rest in peace to Dilla, Weldon, we can't forget you
Professor X and, Proof we miss you, word
Rest in peace to Shaka, twenty one gun salute
In the air like "BLAKA BLAKA BLAKA"
You're still here cause you're livin through me
You're like a gift God has given to me
Uh, uh, uh, what?

[JackDaniels]

Da' Art of Storytellin' (Part 4)

Andre 3 Stacks verse:

"So I'm watchin' her fine ass
Walk to my bedroom, and thought to myself
That's the shape of things to come (cum)
She said, "Why you in the club, and you don't make it precipitate?
You know, make it rain when you can make it thunderstorm"
I'm like, "Why? "
The world needs sun
The hood needs funds
There's a war going on and half the battle is guns
How dare I throw it on the floor
When people are poor
So I write like Edgar Allen to restore, got a cord,
Umbilical attached to a place they can't afford
No landscaping, Or window draping
This old lady told me,
"If I ain't got nothin' good, say nathin'"
That's why I don't talk much
I swear it don't cost much, to pay attention to me
I tell like it is, and I tell it how it could be
The hood be
Requesting my services, Oh don't get nervous it's
Step yo game up time, These ain't them same old rhymes
Designed to have you dancin' in some club
*****s write to me
Woman be up in they tub
Expoliating with hey pom poms
Yellin' "GO 3000! "
I'm in my whatever bumpin' moi
A 100 miles in
Runnin' Runnin' Runnin' Runnin'
Summon
Woman
Come in
Sit down, heard you need some plumbing
Done and
I'm in
A swell mood
A rather swole mood
Until she told me that she told dude
That's she'll be back, she's going to the store
I didn't know she had a boyfriend, so the door
I pointed her too
I said, "Call me when ya'll break up
I don't fuck nobody bitch"
And never owned a Jacob, know what time it is
***** just tryin' to live
Like a ***** suppose to live
If I still drink that malt liquor
I pour that beer
On the ground for *****s not around
I started out starvin'
Now they got me out here Brett Favre'n
Try'n to see if I still got it... (got it...)
I guess it's like the right thing about it... ('bout it...)"

I swear I play this in the car at least once a week to keep my swagga level high.

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A few more...

Got a tool and a vest I can get some respect

*T.I. // BRING EM OUT

Homie, you hustlin' backwards if you chasin' a b****
Stupid, chase the paper, they come with the s***

*50 Cent// Ryder Music

Weather we dribble out this mother******
Rap metaphors and riddle out this mother******
Work second floors, hospital out this mother******
Some how we gotta get up out this mother******
Some day the cops will kill a mother******
I don't always want to be this drug dealing
Motherfucker damn
Wish I could take us all on this magic carpet ride
Through the sky I
Use to play the hall up fifth floor me and my boys we
All poor getting high I
seen the worst of the worst I deserve every blessing
I received I'm from the dirt
I planted my seed on unfertile land Myrtle Park
Marcy, Flushing and Nostrand and
Still I grew some how I knew the sun will shine through
And touch my soul take hold of my hand
Look man a tree grows in Brooklyn
*Jay-Z// Some How Some Way

[Tujex]

Fabolous' whole verse on "6 Minutes of Death".

One of the best freestyle verses I ever heard.

3000 on "Royal Flush" and pretty much anything else he's been on lately.

and I den heard some killa punchlines from Lloyd Banks, but I can't think of my fave from him.

[Tujex]

Damn, I almost forgot "The Coolest" by Lupe Fiasco. Gotta be one of my fave songs in the world.

And I'm sure someone mentioned 3000 on that "Art of Storytelling Pt.4" off that Gangsta Grillz

[Razor_Reigns]

I pop up in the middle of a hot block
make the drop top play hopscotch on dem hoes
Lil Wayne right from Kim's corner store
Chopper wake a ***** ass up like a morning show
Put me in the game and i see em callin audibles
Heart beatin fast better work on your cardio
How you want video audo part of yo
Body gets mailed to yo gal - ewwwww
Pussy ass ***** die slow don't yell
I put on the street and i bet it's gon sell
What's under the floor well it sure isn't nails
Just how i make money cracka, i'ma make bail
I'm a Libra and my sign is a scale
If it don't measure up than a ***** gettin killed
The smaller the car, the bigger them wheels
And a ***** so hot that i give a bitch chills
And if she like Coke, than i give the bitch hills
No stellettos or pumps
21 bumps
21 jump street if anyone jumps
And once you hit the ground that's when everyone stomps
Perriers you way, everyone's drunk
So it's 21 jump street if anyone jumps
The milli goes pow and the simmi goes pap
An itty bitty bullet makes a skinny ***** fat
Hard body baby knockin any ***** back
And it's money over bitches not a penny hoe scat
And it be's like that till that line goes flat
But in the mean time i'm in that bent no hat that's
No top, if you didn't know that
On the chrome sean johns with the guts to black
In fact ya'll can leave that be
Bitch i'm ballin like a got a scout checkin for me, yep
I'm on third base comin home with the paper
I got a hunid pounds comin home from Jamaica
I can't think my sprite's so pink
And i might be floatin but i will not sink, Weezy